cuntatadesk said: Come kick my ass and injure me so I don’t have to work!!!
*turns into boeing 787, flies across the atlantic, butterfly kicks the shit out of you* only bc you asked me to tho. i’d be sure not to disable you permanently or anything. c:
i always wish there were more opportunities for me to put my fighting skills to use but like… i don’t want anything bad to happen to anyone in my quest to kick ass. sigh.